WOW MARIA
Hey I’m Rocky and years ago I went to get a haircut at a new salon that opened by my house. I have long hair always have and went in there for a trim. This short, cute Italian girl named Maria comes out and says I’ll cut your hair. I think for her it was love at first sight. She cut my hair I gave her a good tip and left. The owner of the shop calls my job and says so what did you think of Maria. I said she’s cute and she says will you go out on a date with her. I said look I just recently got divorced and I’m not looking for a relationship. She says c'mon just one date. I say ok and she gives me all the information and it’s set for Saturday night. I figure will go out to dinner and have some small talk and see where it goes. I go to pick up Maria and she’s drop dead gorgeous. I open the door for her and she says you’re not only so handsome you’ve got manners too. We go to dinner and we’re talking and she tells me she’s twenty . I tell her I’m thirty and she says does the age dif...